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Hva med noen "smarte" spørsmål?

- What kind of candy is never on time?

Choco-late

- What do u call a blind dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

- How do prisoners call each other?

With cell phones

- What is an "oying?"

This joke

- Why did the crusher quit his job?

It was soda pressing

- Why was the shovel such an important invention?

It was ground breaking

- Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Bc it's too far to walk

- Why should you give people fridges as gifts?

Bc their faces light up when they open them

- What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheet

- What did the grape say when it was crushed?

Nothing. It just let out a little wine

- What did a drunk woman say to a man at the bar?

Alcohol-u l8r

Hmm... Lei enda?

- Don't fart in an apple store. They don't have windows.

- I could tell u a joke about my shoes, but I shoedn't.

- Have u ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.